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Jingle Bells

Dashing through the sand
in an unarmored Humve
o’er the roads we go
dodging I E D’s

belts of ammo gleam
making spirits bright
but I cannot figure out
why the hell I’m here tonight

Oh, Jingle Bells , machine gun shells
we made it through the day
if they don’t extend our tour
we just might get away , Hey

Jingle Bells , machine gun shells
we made it through the day
if they don’t extend our tour
we just might get away.

Oh Little Town Of Washington

O’ little town of Washington
how oft we see thee lie
upon congress weak, who act like sheep
the signing statements fly

Yet in thy dark halls shineth
a goal that’s within reach
with help from you and Kucinich,too
we finally shall impeach

Rudolf

George Bush the new decider
had a very tiny brain
and after his decisions
you would say he was insane
all of the other NeoCons
danced around and round with glee
they all said to their Bushie
“You’ll go down in history! ”

Then one foggy election day
Democrats took control
they started looking into things
and nothings as they were told
Now everybody loaths him
except that 31%
years from now we’ll say ” Hey Bushie
you’re still the worstest president! ”

I shall be released ( impeached)
(with apologies to Bob Dylan)

They say everything can be replaced
yet every distance is not near
so I remember every face
of every man who put me here

I see the blue states rising
from the west down to the east
any day now, any day now
I shall be Impeached

Standing next to me in this lonely crowd
there’s a man who swears he’s not to blame
all day long I hear Cheney shouting loud
crying out that he’s been framed

I see the blue states rising
from the west down to the east
any day now, any day now
I shall be Impeached

Do You Hear What I Hear?

Said the FBI to the NSA,
Do you see what I see?
Do you see what I see?
Way up in the house, NSA,
Do you see what I see?
Do you see what I see?
A protester, was making up sign
That was as big as a kite,
That was as big as a kite.”

Said the NSA to the Attorney General,
Do you hear what I hear?
Do you hear what I hear?
Ringing through the walls, a cell phone,
Do you hear what I hear?
Do you hear what I hear?
Conversations among peaceful dissidents
Without subpoena or warrants,
Without subpoena or warrants.”

Said the Attorney General to the VeePee,
Do you know what I know?
Do you know what I know?
In Kutztown, Dick Cheney,
Do you know what I know?
Do you know what I know?
Democrats, Democrats are getting bold–
Let us send them all to Gitmo,
Let us send them all to Gitmo.”

Said George Bush to the people everywhere,
Listen to what I say!
Listen to what I say!
Habeus Corpus is too dangerous,
Listen to what I say!
Listen to what I say!
My critics, the critics are getting too bold
Waterboard them all young and old
Waterboard them all young and old

Frosty the Snow Man:

Bush the worlds worst President
Has a very dark dark soul
A 6 gun by his side
He can’t swallow his pride
He’s a very big asshole

OH

Bush the worlds worst President
he can’t talk and he’s a bore
If anyone in the world disagrees with him
He says ” Hey do you want to go to ware ( pause)
He says ” do you want to go to war

There must have been black magic in
the sperm Bush senior shot.
When Barbara Bush gave birth to him
She said” George look what weve got! ( sing this with fright in your voice)

Bush the worlds worst President
Has a very dark dark soul
A 6 gun by his side
He can’t swallow his pride
He’s a very big asshole

Winter Wonderland

Republicans, are ya listenin’
whose ass now are ya kissin’
it’s a beautiful sight
we’re happy tonight
walkin’ in a Democratic land.

In the meadow we can build a windmill
and generate some power for the town
in the fields we’ll make sure it stays farmland
and kick the Walmart’s ass if they’re around

Later, on they’ll conspire
as Limbaugh fans their ire
no matter what they do
more states will turn blue
walking in a Democratic land.

Jingle Bells

While dashing to the mall
In a big new Chevrolet
Potholes filled with snow
Laughing all the way.

Bush says we should shop
Or the terrorists will win
So we’re driving all around
‘Cause shopping is no sin.

So, shop shop shop
Shop shop shop
Bush says we should shop
Buy from China, who cares where,
just buy lots of cra—ap.

Shop, shop, shop
Shop. shop, shop,
Bush says we should shop
Don’t leave savings to your kin
or else the terrorists…(pause) win.

Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire

Cheney’s nuts roasting on an open fire
Bird shot in his old friends’s nose
World War III being sung by the liar
Deceived folks dressed like GI Joes

Everybody knows that Bush wants the oil to flow
The bombers keeping the skies bright
Tiny tots with their eye all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

They know the liar is on his way
Another speech about freedom and victory today.
And every mother’s child is going to cry.
Wondering why Republican’s still believe this lie.

And so I’m offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety two
Although it’s been said many times, many ways
May our president, please next president
Please Madam president, speak the truth.

O Come all ye Stupid

O come all ye stupid
foolish and moronic
o come all ye citizens
to Baghdad’s green zone.

Death and Destruction
chaos and confusion

o come and smell the freedom
o come and smell the freedom
o come and smell the freedom
or did I crap my pants

gone are the tyrants
despots and oppressors
now that we run the show
there’s nothing to fear

enjoy your liberation
democracy is yours now

o come and smell the freedom
o come and smell the freedom
o come and smell the freedom
o wait, I crapped my pants

We Wish You a Merry Christmas

We wish us a lot of your oil
We wish us a lot of your oil
We wish you a lot of turmoil
And it just will not end.

So drill out that figgy oil
So drill out that figgy oil
So drill out that figgy oil
And drill it right now.

We won’t go until we get some.
We won’t go until we get some.
We won’t go until we get it all.
So we’ll take it right now.

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