The Keystone Scorecard

Sylvia Baylor chronicles the absurdities of Harrisburg and our State Legislature. Occasionally The Keystone Scorecard will feature guest authors.

“PENNSYLVANIA’S LATENT REBELLION (Pitchforks not included”)

Or we can join one of the angry mobs and be swept along to a future not of our making



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RODENTS CONTINUE TO INFEST THE STATE CAPITOL

A week after its January re-opening, Brad Bumsted, reporter for the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review asked Gov. Ed Rendell why he hadn’t gone back to the Capitol cafeteria to eat since its re-opening. So that Friday Rendell went to the cafeteria – something he often did during his first two years in office, less so since – and ate lunch with two companions. He said he liked the food there but since he has been on a diet that includes mostly avoiding breads, he stayed away from the cafeteria. The governor, smiling, admitted he likes most food.



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HAPPY 2010 A NEW DECADE BEGINS

The “good” news is RODENTS HAVE INFESTED THE STATE CAPITOL

The “bad” news is THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY RETURNS JAN. 5th 2010



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DIRT IN ITS POLITICAL AND OTHER FORMS

The GOP crimes involved “two distinct criminal conspiracies,” Corbett said. The first of those alleged conspiracies is that under the direction of Perzel, the House Republican caucus repeatedly contracted with the same two companies, using millions of taxpayer dollars, to build the complex software they allegedly used to try to influence elections. Corbett also alleges that evidence was removed and forged by some of those indicted in an effort to obstruct the investigation.



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1,000 Days of Bonus-gate

Before CommonSense2 began — on January 27, 2007 to be exact, The Harrisburg Patriot News ran a story entitled “Democrats give some staffers bonuses” which detailed a letter written by then state House Majority Leader H. William DeWeese to staffers, each accompanied by a check. The letters pointed out that not all staff qualified for a bonus, so for the benefit of morale, the recipients were directed to tell no one about their good fortune. What could possibly go wrong?



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“Rendell More Popular than Stephen Colbert!!”

Yes, Esquire Magazine listed Ed Rendell above Stephen Colbert in the world’s best 75 people. Obviously the magazine never worked with him on a budget.



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WE DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ BUDGET

Pennsylvania still does not have an actual budget, so July 17th was the last payday for state workers. So Rendell set up a plan for banks to offer loans to state employees to counteract missed paydays, as budget negotiations went into overtime.



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Pennsylvania’s Long Hot Summer

Safari, an affair, or even running away to join the circus, we don’t care. It is about time that Pennsylvania had a budget in place by the beginning of the fiscal year.



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Ok Grandma–Hands Behind Your Head & Step Away From the ShoeflyPie !

For decades Pa. has outlawed community pot-luck dinners, bake sales etc.…a church in the greater Pittsburgh area was shocked to learn that Pa. actually enforces such regulations.



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HOW TO HOLD A “NO TEARS” TEA PARTY

With your tea have a plate of Specter, Stimulus, Unions, and Coming Attractions.



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